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Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2011
Top 10 Robert Downey, Jr./Mickey Rourke Roles That Should Have Been
Top 10 NFL QB Draft Busts of All Time

10 Actors/Actresses You Wish Would Never Make Another Movie
Proper Usage of B.J. Hunnicut
Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2010
Top 5 TV Characters
Top 10 XBox 360 Games
Best/Worst Sportscasters

15 Most Overrated
15 Most Overplayed Songs of All Time
Worst Foods to Cook in the Office Microwave
What exactly is a Chairman supposed to do????
Top 6 Comic Strips from Your Youth
Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2009

5 Worst Cars
Top 10 Things "Snorkling in Mexico" is a Euphemism For
Top 11 Cars
Top 50 Guitarists
Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2008
Top 10 Saggy Jowls Entertainers

Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2007
Top 10 Funny Sounding College Football Coach Names
Top 10 Things Bill Parcells' Body Looks Like
Top 6 Italian Life Priorities
Top 10 Ways to Improve Soccer
Top 10 Ways to Improve Paintball
Baker's Dozen - Top 13 XBOX Games

10 Worst Movie Sequels
TV Characters You Despise (up to 15)
Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2006
Top 10 Excuses to Delay the Chicago Order by at Least a Week
Top 10 Reasons Why South America is Better Than Africa
Top 5 Euphemisms for "Riding on the Handlebars"

5 Worst Sports Moments
Top 10 TV Series of 2005
Top 5 Disneyland Rides/Attractions
Top 10 College Football Teams
NFL Head Coaches

Top 7 Animals
Top 12 Minor League Baseball Teams
Top 25 MLB Players + Starting Lineup
Top 15 Movie Lines Not in the AFI Top 100

Top 5 Native American Actors/Actresses
Top 5 Steven Seagal Character Names
Top 5 Sports Movies
Top 5 Hostess Products
Top 10 Songs from Year of High School Graduation
Top 10 Songs from Year of Birth

MLB Teams
NBA Teams
NFL Teams
USFL Teams
Top 11 YMCA Characters
World's 5 Busiest Schedules
World's 5 Lamest Excuses


10 Actors/Actresses You Wish Would Never Make Another Movie

Rank
WRussian
by White Russian
DSL
by DieSeL
Steam
by Albuquerque Tom
1
Mathew McConaghy Tyler Perry Adam Sandler
2
Sarah Jessica Parker Gérard Depardieu Vin Diesel
3
Hugh Grant Martin Lawrence Jeff Goldblum
4
Whoopi Goldberg Anyone in cast of Friends Robin Williams
5
Arnold Schwarzenegger Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves
6
Sigourney Weaver Jim Carrey Sean Penn
7
Meryl Streep Jack Nicholson Martin Sheen
8
Michael Moore Sean Penn Matt Damon
9
Tea Leoni Whoopi Goldberg George Clooney
10
Ashton Kutcher Gandalf (Ian McKellen) Leonardo DiCaprio

Rank
Sandman
by Sandman
Steam
by Steam
Steam
by Brother Nature
1
Arnold Schwarzenegger Rosie O'Donnell Denzel Washington
2
Gwyneth Paltrow Steve Martin Tom Hanks
3
Sarah Jessica Parker Tracy Morgan Mickey Rourke
4
Tara Reid Luke Wilson Cher
5
Demi Moore Vince Vaughn Nathan Lane
6
Ashton Kutcher Jim Carrey Adam Sandler
7
Cameron Diaz Tom Green Rosie O'Donnell
8
Michael Douglas Larry the Cable Guy Whoopi Goldberg
9
Angelina Jolie Professional Wrestlers Sam Elliot
10
Vin Diesel Corey Haim Meryl Streep

10 Actors/Actresses You Wish Would Never Make Another Movie list made March 2010

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Proper Usage of B.J. Hunnicut

Rank
by BMTG
 1 
"Charlieeeeeee...they took my B.J. Hunnicut!!" screaming Eric Roberts in Pope of Greenwich Village. (Diesel)
2
Nick Nolte was arrested for being under the influence of a B.J. Hunnicut. (Steam)
3
Sandman's favorite position is the B.J. Hunnicut. (White Russian)
4
Pat Tillman got shot right in the B.J. Hunnicut. (Diesel)
5
Ask not what a B.J. Hunnicut can do for you--Ask what you can do for a B.J. Hunnicut. (Steam)
6
"My B.J. Hunnicut was so red..."
"How red was it?"
"My B.J. Hunnicut was so red you could BLANK all over the BLANK." (White Russian)
7
Tonight is leather chaps night at the B.J. Hunnicut. (Diesel)
8
It's $5 to look at it and $10 for the full B.J. Hunnicut. (Diesel)
9
My bike seat fell off then I accidentally jumped on the post, cracking my B.J. Hunnicut. (Diesel)
10
Hello, my name is B.J. Hunnicut.  I'm a doctor and served in the Korean War. (Diesel)

Proper Usage of B.J. Hunnicut list made February 2010

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Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2010

Rank
as voted by BMTG
 1 
Emerald Nuts and Pop Secret (8.58)
2
Snickers - Bette White (8.40)
3
Budweiser - Human Bridge (8.13)
4
Bud Light - Plane Crash (8.11)
5
Hyundai - Brett Fawv-ruh (7.83)
6
Coke - Sleepwalking (7.75)
7
Volkswagen - Arm Punch (7.25)
8
Vizio - Internet Apps (7.23)
9
Doritos - Casket (7.15)
10
Bud Light - Asteroid (6.88)
Worst Commercial: Sketchers Shape Ups (0.37)
complete voting results (pdf)

Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2010 list made February 2010

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Top 5 TV Characters

Rank
Steamby Steam DSLby DieSeL
1
Charles Foster
Charles Foster Offdensen
(Metalocalypse)
Brick
Alex P. Keaton
(Family Ties)
2
Spencer Shay
(iCarly)
Jerry Seinfeld
(Seinfeld)
3
Charlie Kelly
(It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Michael Scott
(The Office)
4

Cosmo Kramer
(Seinfeld)

Brett/Jermaine
(Flight of the Conchords)
5
Dr. Steve Brule
(Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!)
Dexter
(Dexter)

Rank
WRussianby White Russian Steamby Brother Nature
1
Brick
Brick Heck
(The Middle)
$6 Million Man
Steve Austin
(Six Million Dollar Man)
2
Gene Hunt
(Life on Mars)
Sonny Crockett
(Miami Vice)
3
Kevin Malone
(The Office)
Jim Ignatowski
(Taxi)
4
Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri
(The Sopranos)

Jim Rockford
(Rockford Files)

5
Arthur Fonzerelli
(Happy Days)
David Banner
(Incredible Hulk)

Rank
Sandmanby Sandman Steamby Albuquerque Tom
1
Fonzie
Fonzie
(Happy Days)
Capt. Kirk
James T. Kirk
(Star Trek)
2
George Costanza
(Seinfeld)
The Professor
(Gilligan's Island)
3
Jim Rockford
(The Rockford Files)
Lamont
(Sanford and Son)
4
Deitrich
(Barney Miller)

Mr. T
(The A Team

5
Michael Scott
(The Office)
Chico or the Man
(Chico and the Man)
 
Simon or Simon (Simon and Simon), Grady from Sanford, Rocky (Rockford's dad) and Bones (Star Trek) were runners up.*
*The 6th choice is if someone is dead or unavailable to claim their award. Like Chico, the professor, Rocky Lamont, the man, Grady, or Deforesst Kelley.
Guessing DSL's top 5: BJ Honeycutt, Radar, Hawkeye, Clinger or Klingon, Houlihann

Top 5 TV Characters lists made January 2010

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Top 10 XBox 360 Games

Rank
DSLby DieSeL Steamby Steam
1
Left 4 Dead Peggle
2
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Kane and Lynch: Dead Men
3
Civilization Revolution The Orange Box
4
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Mirrors Edge
5
Halo Call of Duty: Modern Warfare franchise
6
Fable Left 4 Dead franchise
7
Kane and Lynch: Dead Men Halo franchise
8
Crackdown Grand Theft Auto IV
9
Army of Two Army of Two
10
Gears of War 2 Crackdown

Rank
WRussianby White Russian Sandmanby Sandman
1
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Fable II
2
Fallout 3 Bully
3
Crackdown Dragon Age of Origins
4
Half Life 2 EA Sports NCAA Football
5
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Guitar Hero III
6
Left 4 Dead Civil War
7

Godfather 2

Civ Rev

8
Halo 3 Left 4 Dead
9
Mass Effect Call of Duty 4
10
Rock Band 2 Kane & Lynch

Top 10 XBox 360 games lists made December 2009

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Baker's Dozen - Best and Worst Sportscasters

Sideline reporters and studio people do not count - this is for play-by-play announcers or color commentator/analysts. Any sport - can be local or national people - TV or radio.

WRussianby White Russian
Rank
Best Worst
1
Jim McKay Bryant Gumbel
2
Vin Scully Tim McCarver
3
Keith Jackson Bill Walton
4
Jackie Stewart Pam Ward
5
Al Michaels Gary Danielson
6
Brad Nessler Bob Davie
7
Chris Economaki

Joe Buck

8
Pat Summerall Joe Theismann
9
Sean McDonogh Jesse Palmer
10
John Madden Bob Griese
11
Howard Cossell Terry Bradshaw
12
Brent Musberger Matt Vasgersian
13
Ron Jaworski Dick Stockton

Sandmanby Sandman
Rank
Best Worst
1
Dick Enberg Tom Curran
2
Bob Uecker Steve Summers
3
Dan Dierdorf Grant Napear
4
Vin Scully Mike Lamb
5
John Madden Boomer Esiason
6
Pat Summerall Deion Sanders
7
Al Michaels

Bryant Gumbel

8
Jim Lampley Mean Gene Okerlund
9
Dan Patrick Len Dawson
10
Dave Lloyd Nick Buoniconti
11
George Michael Bill Packer
12
Don Meredith Jim Nantz
13
Al Michaels Cris Collinsworth

BNatureby Brother Nature
Rank
Best Worst
1
Bob Costas Paul Maguire
2
Al Michaels Mike Patrick
3
Jim McKay Pam Ward
4
Frank Gifford Joe Buck
5
Greg Pappas Lou Holtz
6
Lon Simmons Dan Dierdorf
7
Merlin Olsen

Bryant Gumbel

8
Brent Musberger Brian Baldinger
9
Pat Summerall Bob Davie
10
Jackie Stewart Andy Petree
11
Curt Gowdy Bob Golic
12
Vin Scully Matt Millen
13
Dan Fouts Curt Menefee

DSLby DieSeL
Rank
Best Worst
1
Vin Scully Tim McCarver
2
Bob Costas Terry Bradshaw
3
John Madden Dan Dierdorf
4
Al Michaels Bill Walton
5
Brent Musberger Mike Adamle
6
Jon Miller Joe Buck
7
Marv Albert

Joe Theismann

8
Howard Cossell Matt Millen
9
Dan Patrick Mike Tirico
10
Lindsey Nelson Paul Maquire
11
Joe Garagiola Bob Golic
12
Jim McKay Joe Morgan
13
Keith Jackson Harry Carey

Steamby Steam
Rank
Best Worst
1
Bryant Gumbel Vin Scully
2
James Brown Mel Allen
3
Charles Barkley Red Barber
4
Cris Carter Curt Gowdy
5
Tom Jackson Howard Cossell
6
Stuart Scott Bob Costas
7
Fred Hickman

Jim McKay

8
Robin Roberts Keith Jackson
9
Greg Gumbel Al Michaels
10
Jocko Maxwell Dick Enberg
11
Jason Whitlock Jack Buck
12
Del Rodgers Ted Husing
13
Jay Harris Jack Brickhouse
I'm sure some of these probably go against some of the rules.

Steamby Albuquerque Tom
Rank
Best
1
Vin Scully
2
Howard Cossell
3
Marlin Perkins
I don't watch enough sports to know but I like the name Vin Scully and I think Howrad Cossell had a fantastically shaped head.

Best/Worst Sporstcasters lists made September 2009

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