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Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2011
Top 10 Robert Downey, Jr./Mickey Rourke Roles That Should Have Been
Top 10 NFL QB Draft Busts of All Time
10 Actors/Actresses You Wish Would Never Make Another Movie
Proper Usage of B.J. Hunnicut
Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials, 2010
Top 5 TV Characters
Top 10 XBox 360 Games
Best/Worst Sportscasters
15 Most Overrated
15 Most Overplayed Songs of All Time
Worst Foods to Cook in the Office Microwave
What exactly is a Chairman supposed to do????
Top 6 Comic Strips from Your Youth
Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials,
2009
5 Worst Cars
Top 10 Things "Snorkling in Mexico" is a Euphemism For
Top 11 Cars
Top 50 Guitarists
Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials,
2008
Top 10 Saggy Jowls Entertainers
Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials,
2007
Top 10 Funny Sounding College
Football Coach Names
Top 10 Things Bill Parcells'
Body Looks Like
Top 6 Italian Life Priorities
Top 10 Ways to Improve
Soccer
Top 10 Ways to Improve Paintball
Baker's Dozen - Top 13 XBOX
Games
10 Worst Movie Sequels
TV Characters You Despise (up to
15)
Top 10 SuperBowl Commercials,
2006
Top 10 Excuses to Delay
the Chicago Order by at Least a Week
Top 10 Reasons Why South
America is Better Than Africa
Top 5 Euphemisms for
"Riding on the Handlebars"
5 Worst
Sports Moments
Top 10 TV Series of 2005
Top 5 Disneyland Rides/Attractions
Top 10 College Football
Teams
NFL Head Coaches
Top 7 Animals
Top 12 Minor League Baseball Teams
Top 25 MLB Players + Starting Lineup
Top 15 Movie Lines Not in the
AFI Top 100
Top 5 Native American Actors/Actresses
Top 5 Steven Seagal Character Names
Top 5 Sports Movies
Top 5 Hostess Products
Top 10 Songs from Year of High School
Graduation
Top 10 Songs from Year of Birth
MLB Teams
NBA Teams
NFL Teams
USFL Teams
Top 11 YMCA Characters
World's 5 Busiest Schedules
World's 5 Lamest Excuses
Rank |
by White Russian | |
1 |
Smart Car |  |
2 |
Honda Element | |
3 |
Yugo | |
4 |
Volkswagon Cabriolet | |
5 |
Ford Festiva | |
Rank |
by Sandman | |
1 |
Dodge Colt |  |
2 |
Mazda 626 | |
3 |
Pinto | |
4 |
Volkswagon Cabriolet | |
5 |
Fiat | |
Rank |
by The Diesel | |
1 |
Creepy Conversion Vans |  |
2 |
PT Cruiser | |
3 |
Ford Fairmont | |
4 |
Chevey Chevette | |
5 |
Plymouth Horizon | |
Rank |
by Albuquerque Tom | |
1 |
Creepy Conversion Van on Scooby Doo, the Mystery Machine, filled with pot smoke and voodoo dolls - it always scared me |  |
2 |
Hummer H3 | |
3 |
Escalade | |
4 |
Diesel's Ford Ranger (post human crap inside - it was a fun truck until that happened)* | |
5 |
PT Cruiser | |
Rank |
by Steam | |
1 |
Air Car |  |
2 |
Smart Car | |
3 |
Prius | |
4 |
PT Cruiser | |
5 |
Moped | |
5 Worst Cars Lists made November 2008
Rank |
by BMTG |
1 |
What Sandy does after a 19 hour tele-novella telemundo bender. (Sandman) |
2 |
Sitting on a hilltop near the border, sniping off illegals and drinking beer. (The Diesel) |
3 |
What Bill Parcells calls his weekly visit to a Mexican All-You-Can Eat buffet. (The Diesel) |
4 |
What adult cows tell younger cows on the whereabouts of cows recently trucked away. (The Diesel) |
5 |
When you burp up some food and eat it again. (Albuquerque Tom) |
6 |
What Michael Vick (aka Dog Beater, aka Ron Mexico) calls solitary confinement. (White Russian) |
7 |
Where Bill Parcells sends players who are not performing. (White Russian) |
8 |
An erotic film starring Salma Hayek. (White Russian) |
9 |
A gay film starring Erik Estrada. (The Diesel) |
10 |
Snorting cocaine cut with Tabasco. (The Diesel) |
Top 10 Things "Snorkling in Mexico" is a Euphemism For list made October 2008
Rank |
by Sandman | |
1 |
1992 Nissan Sentra |  |
2 |
1973 Chevy Vega | |
3 |
1989 1/2 Pontiac Lemans | |
4 |
2003 Lamborghini Countach | |
5 |
1983 Porsche 928s | |
6 |
1983 Porsche 911 Targa | |
7 |
1949 Chevy Pickup 1/2 Ton | |
8 |
1946 Tucker | |
9 |
1982 Delorean with Flux Capacitor | |
10 |
1971 AMC Rebel | |
11 |
1973 Ford Maverick | |
Rank |
by White Russian | |
1 |
1965 Ford Mustang Coupe |  |
2 |
1970 Corvette Stingray | |
3 |
1969 Dodge Charger | |
4 |
1991 Jaguar XJS Coupe | |
5 |
1974 Volkswagen Scirocco | |
6 |
1988 Toyota Pickup | |
7 |
1969 Chevrolet Camaro SS | |
8 |
1958 Chevrolet Del Ray | |
9 |
1972 Chevrolet El Camino | |
10 |
1984 Toyota MR2 | |
11 |
1992 Nissan Pathfinder | |
Rank |
by The Diesel | |
1 |
1964 Cadillac Fleetwood |  |
2 |
2008 Hummer H2 | |
3 |
"Deathmobile" car from Animal House | |
4 |
1969 VW Beetle | |
5 |
1977 Mercury Cougar | |
6 |
1951 Chevy Fleetline | |
7 |
1949 Cadillac Hearse | |
8 |
1970 Plymouth Barracuda Convertible | |
9 |
1990 Yogo Koral | |
10 |
2008 Aston Martin N400 Roadster | |
11 |
2008 Bentley Continental GT | |
Rank |
by Brother Nature | |
1 |
1923 Ford T-Bucket Hot Rod |  |
2 |
1970 Plymouth Cuda | |
3 |
1969 Eleanor Mustang | |
4 |
1969 Dodge Charger | |
5 |
1962 Ferrari GTO | |
6 |
1978 Trans Am T-Top | |
7 |
1993 Lamborghini Diablo | |
8 |
1965 Ford Cobra | |
9 |
1972 Corvette Stingray | |
10 |
1968 Chevy Camaro | |
11 |
1978 Indy Car | |
Rank |
by Albuquerque Tom | |
1 |
1970 AMC Gremlin |  |
2 |
1989 Yugo GV | |
3 |
Volkswagon Bus, any year | |
4 |
1973 Ford Pinto | |
5 |
1965 Corvette Roadster | |
6 |
1958 Corvette Roadster | |
7 |
1973 Pinto Pangra | |
8 |
1972 Ford Pinto 3 Door Hatchback | |
9 |
1971 Ford Pinto Station Wagon | |
10 |
1962 Ford Fairlane | |
11 |
1970 Ford Pinto 2 Door | |
Top 11 Cars Lists made September 2008
Rank |
as voted by BMTG |
1 |
Eddie Van Halen (205) |
2 |
Eric Clapton (192) |
3 |
Jimmy Page (190) |
4 |
David Gilmour (187) |
5 |
Jimi Hendrix (183) |
6 |
Mark Knopfler (178) |
7 |
Angus Young (174) |
8t |
The Edge (168) |
8t |
Randy Rhoads (168) |
10 |
George Harrison (156) |
11 |
Ritchie Blackmore (151) |
12 |
Brian May (148) |
13 |
Glenn Tipton (145) |
14 |
Kirk Hammett (143) |
15 |
Keith Richards (140) |
16 |
Willie Nelson (139) |
17 |
Stevie Ray Vaughan (136) |
18 |
Andy Summers (134) |
19 |
Dave Murray (132) |
20t |
Kurt Cobain (127) |
20t |
Joe Satriani (127) |
22 |
Eric Johnson (126) |
23 |
John Frusciante (125) |
24 |
Robert Cray (122) |
25 |
Carl Perkins (121) |
26 |
Ted Nugent (120) |
27t |
George Lynch (114) |
27t |
Michael Schenker (114) |
29 |
Pete Townshend (113) |
30 |
Pat Matheny (110) |
31 |
Alvin Lee (106) |
32 |
Tony Iommi (105) |
33t |
Johnny Cash (103) |
33t |
Prince (103) |
35 |
Chet Atkins (102) |
36 |
Jack White (99) |
37 |
Jerry Garcia (98) |
38 |
Jeff Beck (94) |
39 |
Slash (87) |
40 |
Billy Corgan (86) |
41t |
Dick Dale (85) |
41t |
Roy Orbison (85) |
43 |
James Taylor (79) |
44 |
Zakk Wylde (77) |
45 |
Dickie Betts (76) |
46 |
Robin Trower (66) |
47t |
Brian Aubert (64) |
47t |
Robben Ford (64) |
47t |
Brad Paisley (64) |
50 |
Elvis Costello (63) |
| Honorable Mention: Tim Pierce (58), Doyle Dykes (41), Nick Drake (39), Esteban (38) | |
Top 50 Guitarists List made March 2008
| Rank |
as voted by BMTG |
1 |
FedEx - carrier pigeon (8.30) |
2 |
Bud Light - cheese party (8.07) |
3 |
Bud Light - Will Ferrell (7.34) |
4 |
Pepsi - Justin Timberlake (7.20) |
5t |
eTrade - talking baby 1 (6.97) |
5t |
Bridgestone - screaming animals (6.97) |
7 |
Bridgestone - Richard Simmons (6.74) |
8 |
Doritos - giant opera rat (6.64) |
9 |
Audi - Godfather (6.57) |
10 |
Planters - unibrow (6.29) |
| Worst Commercial: GMC hybrid - man ass pushes rock (0.57) | |
| complete voting results (pdf) | |
| Rank |
by BMTG |
1 |
Paul McCartney (The Diesel) * |
2 |
Matlock (Albuquerque Tom) |
3 |
Walter Matthau (The Diesel) |
4 |
Walter Cronkite (White Russian) |
5 |
Bea Arthur (Sandman) |
6 |
Will Geer as Grandpa Walton (White Russian) |
7 |
Jessica Tandy (White Russian) |
8 |
Michael Caine (Albuquerque Tom) |
9 |
Joe Lieberman (Albuquerque Tom) |
10 |
James Garner (White Russian) |
| *When Paul McCartney's saggy jowls fill with blood, he passes out. | |