January
15, 2008
Sandman at Large - The Problem with A-Rod
By Sandman
I
was watching NBC’s New Year’s Eve celebration this past New Years,
and at 11:55 PM, who shows up in the booth with Carson Daly? That’s
right, Alex Rodriguez. This is the same guava
flavored douche that felt compelled to announce that he was filing for free
agency during game 4 of the World Series.
Why A-Rod? Why didn’t you come on at 11:00 PM, why did you have to come on at 11:55 PM? Why, because you are spoiled pig of a man who has to get his shine on 24/7/365. During your sad two minute dance/interview with Carson Daly, you said how glad you were to stay with the Yankees and how you are starting to feel like a true Yankee and are now comfortable playing there. Are you kidding me? The minute you hit less than .300 every fan at Yankee stadium will be booing you.
Alex,
have you ever thought, while home alone, late at night, why nobody likes you?
It is because you are what is wrong with sports. You are a hired gun, going
to the highest bidder. You have no loyalties, none at all. Don’t you
think there have been plenty of suitors for Derek Jeter, but he stays put,
performing steadily under the pressure of playing in the Apple. You would
play for the Osaka Tigers in the Japanese Baseball Leagues if they could beat
the $27,000,000 you will “earn” this year.
You disgust me, my fellow backseater, B-Nizzle, my fellow BMTG brothers White Russian, and The Diesel, aka Mother Goose. Here’s wishing you hit .150, hit 4 homers, and miss ¾ of the season with herpes like symptoms.
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