April 30, 2010: Germany Tops BMTG 2010 Medal Count

2010 Winter Olympic Standings
Name Country
Gold
Silver
Bronze
Total
Tin Man Germany
10
13
7
30
Steamboy Norway
9
8
6
23
The Diesel Sweden
5
2
4
11
Albuquerque Tom France
2
3
6
11
Sandman Italy
1
1
3
5
Brother Nature Ireland
0
0
0
0
Little Jerry Brazil
0
0
0
0
White Russian Ukraine
0
0
0
0

least impressive women's medal | most impressive women's medal
least impressive men's medal | most impressive men's medal
least impressive women's team medal | most impressive women's team medal
least impressive men's team medal | most impressive men's team medal

The German Olympic team, playing for Tin Man, won the BMTG 2010 Winter Olympic Medal Count competition, where BMTG participants had the country from their ancestry playing for them. It is Tin Man Germany's third consecutive medal count win. As usual the Ukraine Brothers alternate between Ukraine and Ireland, with 2010 Winter Ukraine going to White Russian and 2010 Winter Ireland going to Brother Nature.

Previous Results: 2008 Summer | 2006 Winter | 2004 Summer


Least Impressive Women’s Medal

Amy Williams and her controversial hat.
Amy Williams, Great Britain - Gold - Skeleton

It's impressive because it's skeleton, but she won using a controversial helmet with ridges on it that may have given her an unfair advantage.


Least Impressive Men’s Medal

Evgeni Plushenko and Matt Leinart have something in common. Bob de Jong - is that his real name? Francois-Louis Tremblay on the right.
Evgeni Plushenko, Russia - Silver - Figure Skating
Bob de Jong, Netherlands - Bronze - Speed Skaking - 10,000m
Francois-Louis Tremblay, Canada - Bronze - Short Track - 500m

Three way tie. Evgeni Plushenko's silver because of his sour grapes after not winning the gold, a la Matt Leinart after losing to Texas in the 2006 Rose Bowl. Bob de Jong's bronze because Sven Kramer was disqualified after his coach implored him to skate in the wrong lane during his race when he was about to get the gold medal and set a world record. Plus the name Bob de Jong sounds fake. And Francois-Louis Tremblay's bronze because he was elevated from fourth after Apollo Ohno was given a highly questionable disqualification, while the gold medalist finished backwards and the silver medalist finished on his side.


Most Impressive Women’s Medal

Julia Mancuso
Julia Mancuso, USA - Silver - Alpine Skiing - Women's Super Combined

Was not seen as a serious medal favorite because she had not been on a World Cup podium in two years, coming back from hip surgery and back problems.


Most Impressive Men’s Medal

Martins Dukurs, Skeleton
Martins Dukurs, Latvia - Silver - Skeleton

Because it's skeleton and the Canadian who won gold seems too full of himself.


Least Impressive Women’s Team Medal

Pop quiz a-hole - how many of these athletes meet the minimum age requirements?
China - Short Track - 3,000m Relay

The South Koreans, who finished first, were disqualified in a highly questionable ruling. Plus their athletes are probably underage, just like the gymnastics team in the 2008 Summer Olympics.


Least Impressive Men’s Team Medal

Finland Hockey bronze medal game
Finland - Bronze - Hockey

The bronze medal game was a forgotten game with Canada and USA playing for gold. Finland wasn't a bad team, but they lost to the United States 6 to 1 and lost to Sweden 3 to 0. Teams they beat: Belarus, Germany, Czech Republic and Slovakia. They did not face Canada or Russia.


Most Impressive Women’s Team Medal

Swedish females in the snow.
Sweden - Silver - Cross Country - Team Sprint

Swedish females in the snow.


Most Impressive Men’s Team Medal

Ryan Miller of the Buffalo Sabres leads Team USA
United States - Gold - 4 Man Bobsleigh
United States - Silver - Hockey

Tie. USA gold in bobsled breaks 62 year gold medal drought in the sport usually dominated by the Germans. USA silver in hockey after an impressive run starting with beating the heavily favored Canada team in qualifying and advancing all the way to the gold medal game for a rematch with Canada.

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