Bill
PARCELLS (Lumpy Joe)
Status: Alive
Born: August 22, 1941
DPR: 20%
Quick Bio:
Former football coach who failed in his final job with the Dallas Cowboys football franchise, Parcells is known to the BMTG as Lumpy Joe because his body looks like a lumpy sack filled with oatmeal. Parcells has retired from football 4 times.
Bill Parcells - Augustus Gloop on We Are the Same Person
Bill Parcells - Charlie Weis on We Are the Same Person
Predictions:
White Russian – Parcells lives through July 2010
The Diesel – Parcells dies June 30, 2009
Sandman – Parcells lives through July 2010
Brother Nature – Parcells lives through July 2010
B.J. – Parcells lives through July 2010