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Festival #58 / 24 Hour SuperFest

Saturday, June 24, 2006
Hosted by: Sandman

Movies:
World Cup Soccer - Sweden vs. Germany
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
Paintball Tourney
Misc - Raja Bell vs. The Rapist, Bonds milestone HRs, Leyland tossed, Matsui breaks wrist
The Vampire Lovers
Public Access Man
Sssssss
Coffy

XBOX:
Crimson Skies
Torrino Olympics
ESPN 2K5 Football
FIFA Soccer
Tomb Raider Legend

Quotes:
"I’m not a hypochondriac – I’m just very cognizant of my body."
     Sandman

"What’s the point of having a wagon if you don’t have any crap?"
     Tin Man

"It don't matter to me?"
     Tin Man, when informed there was no door on the bathroom

Random Thought:
In boxing, scoring should be posted after each round so that it is visible to all. Instead of the winner of each round getting 10 points and the loser getting 9 (with points sometimes taken away for infractions), the scoring should range from 0 to 10 for both boxers.

Additional Name:
Tin Man is also known as Probie.

Questions:

1. What is your favorite cheese?

Diesel Bleu
Brother Nature Pepper Jack
Sandman Swiss
White Russian Provologne
Tin Man Sharp Cheddar

Preferences:

Junior Mints or Pez?
The Diesel Pez
Brother Nature Junior Mints
Sandman Junior Mints
White Russian Junior Mints
Tin Man Pez
Beef or Pork?
The Diesel Beef
Brother Nature 17 years ago, Beef
Sandman Pork
White Russian Beef
Tin Man Beef
AM or FM?
The Diesel AM
Brother Nature FM
Sandman AM
White Russian AM (if it didn't have all the crappy morning shows, FM would have gotten more consideration)
Tin Man FM
White Meat or Dark Meat?
The Diesel White
Brother Nature White
Sandman White
White Russian White
Tin Man White
Automatic or Stick Shift?
Tin Man Automatic

Lists:

Rank
How to Improve Soccer
1
Over and back NBA style rules.
2
Fewer players on the field.
3
No offsides.
4
If you're trailing in stoppage time you must pull the goalie.
5
Must show stoppage time clock.
6
Wear body armor and allow hockey style body checks.
7
Play doesn't stop with an injury.
8
No flopping.
9
Not everyone can stand in the way on penalty kicks and free kicks - no wall.
10
On top of goal have an extra net. Shot that miss the goal and hit the extra net score 1/10th of a point.

Rank
How to Improve Paintball
1
Multiple fields - a different field used for each round.
2
Have mines or something on the field that can knock you out.
3
Better obstacles - hay bales, abandoned cars, etc.
4
Flags placed in middle of field, instead of at each end.
5
Fewer rounds shot per second. Start with pistols and one grenade, instead of machine guns that never need to be reloaded.
6
Make it so you actually have to reload once in a while.
7
Start with clean suits each round.
8
Hit players re-spawn after 30 seconds.
9
Have different weapons hidden on the field.
10
Each weapon should have limited ammo. Have extra ammo hidden on the field.

Wiffle Ball All Star Break Home Run Derby:
The Diesel wins in double overtime over Sandman.

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