BMTG membership is exclusive and currently stands in excess of 14,200 members nation-wide. Non-BMTG members are allowed to participate in sporting events, road trips, and festivals by invitation only.
The BMTG Big Four is:
The
Diesel
President, Founder, BMTG Senior Goodwill Ambassador
White
Russian
Intangibles, Senior Statistician
Sandman
Sexologist, BMTG Impressionist, Over the Counter Medicine Man
Brother
Nature
Audio / Video Specialist, Self-Appointed Cookie Supplier
The BMTG Big Four Answers the famous "Ten
Questions"
What do you think? The Big Four's thoughts on a variety
of topics
Preferences of the Big Four
Other Prominent Members in the BMTG Hierarchy:
Albuquerque
Tom
Head of the BMTG Colorado Chapter, Steven Seagal / Jim Belushi Expert,
Chairman of the future BMTG Righteousness & Goodness Department
Little
Jerry
Official BMTG Mascot, Associate Goodwill Ambassador
Steam, formerly known as Steamboy
Junior Associate / Youth Ambassador / Junior Goodwill
Ambassador
When undercover as a Frenchboy, he is known as "Steamy Au Jus"
Tin
Man, aka Stacks and Probie
Getaway Driver and Head of the Prohibition Division
Honorary Lifetime Members
Ira Bohannen
Robert Paulson
Tyler Durden
Special BMTG Associates:
Space Ace, formerly known as Petey and Hairless Joe
Official Stockton Liaison to the BMTG
P.E.D. (Performance Enhancing Drug) Consultant
Due to overwhelming demand, the BMTG is providing an opportunity for the public to e-mail members of the BMTG Corporate Leadership. The BMTG members who have agreed to participate have agreed to answer all e-mails within 60 days of submission, not counting Ukrainian, Swedish, Italian, and Irish holidays, nor weekends. A response may consist of a logical, multi-paragraphed, spell-checked reply, or, as in most cases, it will consist of random text, which may include numbers, universally unrecognized words, and unrelated internet links. The BMTG encourages YOU to participate by sending us an e-mail with your thoughts, questions, and concerns. Photograph submissions are always welcome. We look forward to reading your e-mails and learning how the BMTG can better serve your needs.
